3 Unhinged Ways I'm Using ChatGPT This Week (That Might Just Change Your Life)

From astrology-powered therapy to color analysis to custom meal plans + grocery lists: I’m spilling my juiciest ChatGPT secrets.

I’ve officially reached that stage in my relationship with ChatGPT where… if it had a pulse, Erik might be concerned.

What started out as a casual little situationship: a flirty tool for writing email subject lines and Instagram captions, has escalated into a full-blown codependent relationship. She’s my assistant, my therapist (with no licensure but shockingly good advice), my brand strategist, my astrologer, and my color analyst, all in one disturbingly smart digital entity who never tells me to “circle back.”

I ask ChatGPT everything now. What to wear in Paris this summer. What to cook with three random ingredients I found in my overpriced Erewhon bag. How to squeeze in 100 grams of protein per day when i’d prefer to live on croissants. Whether I should post the spicy caption or tone it down for the haters. (Spoiler: I posted it.)

At this point, I could probably hire an entire team to do what ChatGPT does for me, for free, in less time than it takes me to boil water for tea.

It’s like having a whole support staff without the Slack notifications, payroll, or awkward Zoom meetings where I pretend I’m not unshowered in a robe.

So yeah, if you’re still out here thinking AI is just for tech bros and ChatGPT can’t help you live your best soft life… let me lovingly inform you that you’re working way too hard.

In the full post, I’m showing you all the unhinged ways I’m using ChatGPT to become hotter, more aligned, and wildly efficient in business and life, with zero burnout *and* a little help from the cosmos:

🔮 The exact astrology prompt I use to get ChatGPT to analyze my birth chart and expose my soul purpose (yes, even if you think it’s a lil woo-woo)

👁️ Real examples from my own chart—like how my Scorpio 10th house explains why I’m obsessed with transformation, passive income, and saying the taboo things on the internet that make people money

💼 How to decode your Midheaven, North Node & Chiron using AI—so you can finally understand your ideal career path, stop repeating the same self-sabotage loops, and monetize the hell out of your natural genius

💁‍♀️ How to get a free color analysis using ChatGPT—I’ll show you how to upload a photo, use my exact prompt, and get:

• Your color season (because yes, that random beige top might be betraying your aura)

• Makeup shades that make you glow

• Clothing tones that flatter instead of flatten

• Hair colors that don’t make you look…tired

🎨 How to create your own color swatch palette using ChatGPT + Canva/Coolors + hex codes = your new personal stylist, minus the awkward small talk

🍽️ How I use ChatGPT as my private nutritionist—I plug in my weirdly specific food rules and it spits out:

• A customized 7-day meal plan I’ll actually eat

• Macro breakdowns for my “120g protein, but make it sexy” goals

• Recipes that don’t require an entire afternoon or 27 obscure ingredients

🧾 Plus: It builds my grocery list FOR me, broken down by store section so I can either:
a) Shop like a type-A queen
b) Copy-paste the list into Instacart from my couch in a robe with zero guilt (« I choose this option)

Basically, if you’re not turning ChatGPT into your glam squad, meal planner, biz coach, and spiritual GPS... you’re leaving so much time, energy, and ✨main character power✨ on the table.

Let’s get into it!!

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